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WHO COULDN'T WAIT? FAST AZZ READERS....
Started Nov 22, 2009
What did you eat today?
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Some beautiful artwork that I found online...
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- I created it!
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- What type of music do you like?
- A lot! Rap (obviously and my first love!), RnB, Soul (70's and 80's) Jazz (40's, 50's and 60's Ella Fitzgerald etc) , Rock, Pop, Some Country, World Music (African, Indian and Arabian etc!) and finally Classical/Opera music.
- What are your favorite movies/TV shows?
- Don't have time to sit and watch tv, I am usually online if I have free time!
Ok...at a push, I say that I like to watch House MD...
- What's your hustle?
- I am trying to get a publishing deal and sell some books! What can I say, I love to write!
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PHRASES YOU MAY COME ACROSS ON LADY LYNXX WRITES:
*I like to make up new words and use others that I come across online on the urban dictionary.com*
THEY INCLUDE:
PLAINFOOLERY: This is in reference to plain (simple) minded people doing dumb things that they think is okay, but you and I know is not!
SNAPFOOLISHNESS: This is in reference to someone doing something stupid without even thinking about the consequences of their foolish actions:
example of usage: Buck trying to say that the 'phone call' was a year ago, pure and unadulterated snapfoolishness!
OH SNAPU OR OH SNAPZ!: Something that took me by surprise and is shocking!!
SCANDALISHIOUS!: A more extreme version of OHSNAPU!
YAYWOO!: Used to express happiness and affirmation of something
YAYWOOHOO!: Used to express EXTREME happiness and affirmation of something!
Dibbi Dibbi: Jamacian expression used to describe silliness or in my translation bimbo behaviour from chicks!
THE DIVA THROWDOWN: Self explanatory.I have been winner of the 'throwdown' for 5 years straight so I am stepping down this year to give somebody else a chance and concentrate on other fabulous projects!
HOT CHICKS UNION (HCU): a close cousin of the CGU (Curvy girls unite on theybf!). I am reiging president of the HCU. I will be posting up rules and joining instructions to the HCU in due course. Current membership stands at 15,000 members worldwide.
FYI: Beyonce, Janet, Stacey, Tyra, Serena et al are all have honorary lifetime membership to the HCU.
HOT CHICK CLICK (HCC): Your own personal group of hot chick friends!
EDIYOT!: This is another Jamacian phrase that is actually IDIOT in english. Irish translation is 'EEJIT'. Used to describe someting/someone really stupid.
SOMETIMES....DEM A EDIYOT!: The above in an event or current affairs.
FASHOUT!: Fashion version of 'DUMBOUT'! See Tony Yayo's signature dance in 'IN THE CLUB' vid. If you are on thisis50 you should already know the dumbout!
Dis na mek it!: used to express extreme disapproval of something. Should be said correctly in broad Jamaican accent to work!
RANDOM ACTS OF FOOLISHNESS: Self explantory
RANDOM ACTS OF FABULOUSNESS: Again, self explantory opposite of the above
STOP THE MADNESS: Self explantory
STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS: Self explantory
RANDOM RANTS OF FRUSTRATION: Self explantory
BIATCH: Self explantory
HIATCH: Male version of the above
WEAVIG: A weave that's so good people think it's a wig or a wig that's so good people think it's a weave!
LACEOVER: When the glue/tape of your lacefront wig is visible, sweated out and needs re-doing! TYRA BANKS AND BEYONCE are repeat offenders of this!!! The HCU won't stand for this mess for much longer! you have both been warned!
FIGBOO: A relationship/ boyfriend/ girlfriend that is a figment of your imagination. You are making wedding plans when actually he/she just sees you as a very clingy friend!!
FRENEMY: Fake friends that hate/bitch about you behind your back but are friendly to your face because they don't wanna be left out of your hot chick click or miss any hot happenings!!
DYCKMATIZED: Hypnotized beyond reason by the dyck!
AZZMATIZED: Male version of the above! You just can't get your eyes off her azz!!
HAIRDAZZLE: A hot hairdo that everyone can't stop looking at! A variation of this is WEAVEDAZZLE.
HAIRDOODOO: A really unflattering hairdo that everyone can't stop looking at! Fantasia Barrino is a current offender with that black/ blond shaven head mess!
CHILLAXIN: Chilling and relaxing all rolled into one!
MANGRAB: A guy so hot that you have to have him!!
MANHAVE: A guy you don't want so any of your friends that are interested in him CAN HAVE him!
MANIOVER and PEDIOVER: You are in need of or need to re-do your main or pedi. Basically you look a mess and need to fix up!
SECTIONHO: Chicks that act so crazy that they need to be sectioned! A danger to you and themselves!!
WEBARRIAGE: When you are married to a particular website. You spend all your free time there and neglect your real life marriage/relationship!
WEBIVORCE: The opposite of the above, usually because you've found another hot website to hop on to! Example of usage 'I am newly webivorced from Myspace and Facebook is my new webarriage'
K.I.M: Keep it movin..just don't comment and move on!
N.T.S: Nothing to see
F.Y.I: For your information (you should know this!)
B.T.W: By the way
OH HELL TO THA NAW!: Expression of extreme distaste
'I'M WRONG!': Expression of extreme remorse for something (must be said in Young Buck kuntry twang for this to work!)
THA RANDOMNESS: Just random stuff that you totally need to know!
HE-TOX: 60 day detox period from your ex boyfriend. This means no communication whatsoever, no phone, texts, emails or letters! It's for your own good and will stop you from commiting random acts of desperation that you will regret, like calling him and begging him to take you back after he dumped you!! And he has already moved in with his new girlfriend!! Mama you don't need him!!
HE-TOXIC: A really bad boyf/hubby! All your friends hate him and your mother has stopped taking to you because of him! Dump him now and KIM!
FAD-IET: The latest fad diet! Atkins, Low GI and Slim-fast have been in this category!
YEYE PLAN: Implementation of Kanye's workout plan
SHOCK-OUT: When a workout is so intense that your body goes into shock (or you are really unfit and started a new workout program)! You are unable to get out of bed for 3 days after a Shockout and you call in sick to work!
SNAPOUTFIT: People can't stop staring at your outfit cos it's so hot! You tell them to snap out of it just before they walk into a telephone pole!
SAUSAGE: Male private parts
TWINKIE: Female private parts
WEBCRACK: A website you are on all day at work/college and minimize in the back ground when your boss/lecturer walks past!
T.O.N.Y as in THE TALK OF NEW YORK!: The hottest new item/ thing to have or do! Example of usage: 'Omg girl...you betta get on to thisis50.com cos it is like soooo TONY right now! Like errbody is on there!' etc.
RE-SHYTTERY TV: Crappy and scripted reality TV!
SHABOOBOO: A hot ,round and sexy azz
S'NAH BOO BOO: Opposite of the above
SHA BOO GIE: Someone who will only shop in designer stores (bankrolled by hubby/sugardaddie etc) and refuses to go in to H&M with you!
SHA....: Stop this 'SHA' nonsense!!
STARHEAD or STARHO: Person addicted to Starbucks and visits at least twice a day!
YUKNO!!!: To express utter disgust and disagreement!
MEBLOG: Your own personal web blog!!! Mine being 'the pink perspective!'
MAKEOVER TAKEOVER: When you life changes for the better when you get a makeover and actually keep it up!! Examples of this are: New hairdo that suits u, Losing 50 pounds, your acne clearing up!
ANYHOO: Anyway and however rolled in to one. Usually used to move on to a new topic.
MOVING ON SWIFTLY: Self explantory and is used to avoid drama!
WRONG-O!: To express wrong doing. Example of usage: 'dude...wrong-o'
DUMB-O!: No not Dumbo the elephant, this means doing something really dumb. Example of usage: 'Kelly, you're still trying to lose that same 25 pounds that you put on over Christmas last year so eating that whole cake was really dumb-o. Should have just stuck to one slice!' etc.
FASHAZINE: Your favourite fashion magazine! Includes Vogue, Elle and Instyle!
Lady lynxx's Blog
GARDEN OF EDEN - Part 5
I've been awol for a long time, but I'm back with part 5 today - not finished yet, but I thought I'd post what I've done so far. - Lady Lynxx
“So you’re sure that she said that?” Darryl asked.…
ContinuePosted on June 26, 2010 at 2:32pm
Lady Lynxx is back with a new series! GARDEN OF EDEN - Part 4 - Completed
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“So what do you think?” Evette asked her husband. “Do you think we should go for it? It seems like the best thing for Dorothy….”
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ContinuePosted on March 26, 2010 at 2:00am
Lady Lynxx is back with a new series! GARDEN OF EDEN - Part 3
Hey readers! Sorry that this took me a minute to get together - have just been busy as usual with other stuff. Will try not to be late with posting part 4 next week. Enjoy! - Lady Lynxx
Dorothy found it a strange irony that she had not once set foot in Darryl’s home. She was never…
ContinuePosted on March 5, 2010 at 8:40pm
The Fabulous life of K.Wilson part 26 - The union plus complete part 1 - 30 links
Kay pulled up to Kathy’s house the day before the dinner to meet the kids. Even though it would have been nicer for Jack to have introduced her to his second set of twins himself, she thought it best to fill them in on what was going to happen and when they were supposed to come in during the dinner to surprise Jack. Kay had planned for them to show up just when she’d announced to him that they “wouldn’t be able to make it” and present them…
ContinuePosted on March 5, 2010 at 8:39pm
Lady Lynxx is back with a new series! GARDEN OF EDEN - Part 1
** Sorry but I can't seem to put spaces in the paragraphs with this new format! arrgh! *** - Lady Lynxx
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ContinuePosted on February 13, 2010 at 8:30pm — 2 Comments
IT's FINALLY READY!: My Daddy's Money - The Story of a Gold-digger is out now!
The novel that I have been working on for the best part of two years is finally completed and ready for purchase! You can find it on the link below:
http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/my-daddys-money---the-story-of-a-gold-digger/6047931
and it will it amazon.com in about 6-8 weeks. I am really excited about this… Continue
Posted on December 9, 2009 at 2:27am
HOT OFF THE PRESSES!: My Daddy's Money - The Story of a Gold-digger novel is coming soon!
I have been busy of late...for those who have been following my writing career, I thought I would update you guys and show you the cover for my new novel and a preview of Chapter 3.
This is the cover and also the back of the book....
Check out Chapter 3 here:…
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Posted on October 31, 2009 at 12:00am
The Fabulous life of K.Wilson part -25 - Life Happens
LL - Sorry I've been awol of late! I've been so busy finishing 'My Daddy's Money' and have not had time to post these K.Wilson blogs on here! Anyway, there are links to all the parts that are featured on balleralert.com under this post. I will eventually add the rest on my own site, but this is just for those that want to read from part 17 onwards. Thanks y'al for stopping by and enjoy!
Jack couldn’t decide. It was… Continue
Posted on September 26, 2009 at 6:30pm
The Fabulous life of K.Wilson part -17 – Sacrifices
LL - All done now! Enjoy!
Herman had sent a limo to pick Kay up at the airport; she thought it was a nice touch. At the same time, he was expecting to spend the entire night with her judging from the tone of their last conversation. He had the money to splurge anyway and it wasn’t the first time that he would pull out all the stops for a beautiful woman. Kay felt bad about lying to Jack that it was just a boring old… Continue
Posted on August 1, 2009 at 2:19am
The Fabulous life of K.Wilson part -16 – Closure
LL - Hi ladies - thanks for waiting all weekend for me to finish this! Hope you enjoy!
Kay picked up her cell and dialled the number. She’d been thinking about Frank for the past week and decided to ask his counsellor how her ex was doing in the therapy sessions. Kay figured she may as well check up on Frank, since she was the one bank-rolling his path to being free of his destructive addictions. Stephen Price-Matthews… Continue
Posted on August 1, 2009 at 2:00am
My Daddy's money - The story of a golddigger! Read Chapters 1 and 2.
Final draft of the first two chapters below! Enjoy....
Chapter 1
February 2005
Amaya Summer had it all. The worst thing was that she knew it. Waking up in… Continue
Posted on July 22, 2009 at 10:34pm — 3 Comments
The Seductress - Chapters 1 and 2
Originally posted by me on thisis50.com 31 June 2008
The Seductress - A Lady Lynxx novel
Chapter 1
‘Get out of here you little piece of shit!’ she screamed ‘I said get the fuck out!’
Little Heavenly cowered with fear as her mother struggled to find any random item as a projectile to throw at her head.
All she wanted… Continue
Posted on July 22, 2009 at 9:24pm — 2 Comments
CONFESSIONS OF A MARRIED GROUPIE: Part 1, love is overrated (links to parts 1 - 30 inside)
As whispered to Lady Lynxx in the Boudoir...
Hi everybody, my name is Maria*. I am 25 years old and I am supposed to be happily married to Bernard*.
I love him dearly, and he's actually like my best friend. But that's the problem...he's just like a friend to me now, not a husband. I was a good girl, I… Continue
Posted on July 22, 2009 at 9:23pm — 3 Comments
The Ambassador's Daughter...Chapters 1 - 3 preview + praise for the book
The Ambassador’s daughter - A Lady Lynxx novel
Original post from thisis50.com on 20th March 2008
Chapter 1
Ophelia loved to ride horses. It wasn’t a common past-time for most young black girls but Ophelia wasn’t any ordinary black girl. Kemi Ophelia Regina Emeka-Phillips was the only daughter of Nigerian Ambassador to the United States of America, Dr… Continue
Posted on July 22, 2009 at 9:22pm
Introducing Mr. BA himself: Mr. Jack Benjamin- Ames: The series to accompany the K.Wilson blogs....
LL - This series is written by my e-pardner Ladybass, who also posts on balleralert.com. Jack Benjamin-Ames is actually a character she created and we agreed that we would incorporate him in my Kay Wilson series as her love interest.
We both write our respective blogs ourselves, but we agree what happens in the plot lines of each blog, so as not to conradict each other.
PART ONE: Introducing Mr. BA himself: Mr.… Continue
Posted on July 22, 2009 at 9:00pm
The Fabulous life of K.Wilson part -15 – Malice (Completed!)
LL – omg – is it part 15 already? We are halfway through the series and there are only 15 parts left until this is over….hang on people!
Ishmael paced up and down as he waited for his soon to be ex-wife in the great room. He’d already spoken to his attorney more than three times to go over the specifics of his particular case; Almira would in essence end up with nothing. Her reckless infidelity had seen to that. Ishmael… Continue
Posted on July 22, 2009 at 8:59pm
The Fabulous life of K.Wilson part -14 – Consequences (Completed!)
LL- Thanks for waiting. Finally done!
Almira pondered upon the numerous options set before her; now that she knew about the real Kay Wilson, what would she do with such privileged information? Tell Jack? Leak it to the papers? Or what…or what? she pondered to herself.
While she’d been in the middle of trying on a beautiful pair of dark brown patent croc YSL tribute heels; the thought of Kay had crossed her mind.… Continue
Posted on July 22, 2009 at 8:57pm
The Fabulous life of K.Wilson part -13 – Issues (Completed!)
LL- Thanks for waiting everybody! All done!
Kay rolled out of bed when the alarm clock went off the next morning; it was 06.00 but she’d already been up for half an hour before that. It was hard sleeping when some crazed bitch had just attacked her man in broad daylight the day before. She turned to look at Jack in her bed; no doubt he had to be at work too, so Kay quickly hit the shower.
As the water… Continue
Posted on July 22, 2009 at 8:55pm
THE 48 LAWS OF LOVE: Law number 10 – Hobbies
Law number 10 – Hobbies
Premise – “Making money is a hobby that will complement any other hobbies you have, beautifully.” – Scott Alexander
I know you have a hobby. Everybody has a hobby and if you don’t have one then get one! But what does this have to do with love, falling in love and finding love etc? A hell of a lot!
I mean who finds someone that just sits in front of the TV all day… Continue
Posted on July 22, 2009 at 8:52pm
Comment Wall (19 comments)
- At 5:10pm on May 15, 2010,
G Unit Kimmie said…
- Hey Lady..
Just checkin in on your site..
To see what you got pourin out your pen lately :)
- At 3:16pm on May 14, 2009,
Tammie-poeticdesigns.ning.com said…
- At 4:26pm on May 5, 2009,
BigOakThickDicky said…
- Oh yes, lady lynxx...I do look forward to finishing the CONFESSION installments...hot and sexually arousing..and you have BEAUTIFUL hair...your picture is so sensual...! Thanks!
- At 2:29am on April 30, 2009,
- thanks so much for the brthday love L.L.!!!
- At 4:42am on April 26, 2009,
- u r welcome ..
how could i not ?
=]
- At 2:19am on April 23, 2009,
- L.L.!!!!!!...hey doll just poppin in to leave some love n support!
- At 2:20pm on April 22, 2009,
sassy2fingers said…
- i will and cant wait to start reading...
reading is my addiction!
- At 7:26pm on April 21, 2009,
miss_p said…
- omg lynxx! i havent been able to do anything but read all 10 chapters since you emailed them to me. they are incredible! i cant wait to get the book.
- At 4:36pm on April 21, 2009,
Ebony Bunny said…
- Lol @ the new 'personal questions'. I have to actually 'think'. hahaha
Have a great day.
- At 4:12pm on April 20, 2009,
- i love your work! i will follow it wherever you post it, lol
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